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Knock Knock Novelty Items – Black Friday Event – Ends 11/29/09

I am easily amused.  I kid you not I am.  It’s the small things in life that make me happy.  Sometimes it’s even a small quirky note pad that I can write notes on and leave for people.  Knock Knock Novelty Gifts sent me a couple of samples for their holiday lists.

For Instance the Holiday Citation I would send to my dahling Redneck Witch would say and have the following boxes checked.  The top says “Mind Your Holiday Manners, Surviving the season is hard enough without your antics Since we’re all in the same sleigh, why not bypass naughty for nice?”

Rednecks Infractions would be many but let me just name a few…..
Unreasonable Gift Demands – she lectures me every year that Christmas falls the same day every year BUT we’re still not ready for it when it comes.

Aggressive Shopping Tactics – First I know for a fact she once sent her kids to play with bra’s as a diversion so she could scoop in on the limited Black Friday deals and the funniest thing is that they were 2 boobs.  Their hat drew loads of attention.

Let me see there has to be a few more I can slam her with it would have to be Family Hostility.  If her family cannot simply shut up and do as they’re told it’s coal for them 😉

This next pad is What I Want For Christmas – I’m rather afraid to tread here but I must tell you the things Redneck Witch asks for or has in the past.  (I’m not touching her sock fetish that is a whole ‘nother post).  Looking on the Request form I see NOTHING for her so I will have to play “fill in the blank”.    She wants a Slanket and not just any one she wants a pretty one *sigh*.  It even has a space for you to list where to buy it and size and model numbers.

Then she would probably put something a Prenup even though she’s been married 5 LOOOOONG years.  I guess she is thinking it’s never too late when you’ve got a rake in your hand the husband will sign anything.

Lastly I know for a fact she has a pearl bracelet on her list.  She worked so hard for one.  Seems she’s always the bridesmaid never the bride lol.

There are other fabulous pads for every age and occasion.

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51 Comments

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    Comment by Amanda | 23 November, 2009

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    Comment by Erma | 28 November, 2009

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  47. I’d definitely pick the “Things to do around the House” pad.

    Comment by Angie O | 28 November, 2009

  48. Ilike Do Your Chores and Mental Note. There are so many funny ones!

    Comment by Bonnie Walker | 29 November, 2009

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