"I'm Not Ready to Make Nice"

It’s Me Again Margaret

Last night we had a prank phone call, they insisted we return the newspapers they say we had been stealing. I told them to come and get the papers, and they could have them back, folded all nice and neat.

Then they said they wanted ALL the papers back. The puppy crapped on a few of those, I think it would pretty rude to give those back don’t you?

I think they should work on their prank calls.

I mean, there wasn’t even any heavy breathing,or panting … at all! I was terribly disappointed. I even asked them if their refrigerator was running, or if they had Prince Albert in a can. I don’t think they knew what I was talking about.

Perhaps I should have instructed them on how to talk dirty on prank calls after dark?

Hey! Don’t think so badly! Here’s a dirty joke.

Q:What happened to the little boy who went out to play?

Answer at the end of this entry.

Not even a gasp while crying for their news papers. So sad.

Yet, so disappointing. What has happened to our good old fashioned prank callers? Have they gone to the ^&%$ pot?

Sadly enough, I ended the call telling them that they REALLY had to do better on their pranking skills. Don’t tell my kids but I had THAT beat around age 11, with the phone crew for infomercials.

On a serious note, we really did have a wannabe prank caller, and this is really how said situation went.  I truly think I was entirely too bored when the phone rang.

I kind of thought I was lining myself up for a long night of prank calls, interestingly enough … they have not called back.

A: He fell in a mud puddle!

See you were thinking bad, bad things! Shame on you.


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29 August, 2009 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,


  1. Ahhh yes, prank callers. I haven’t had one of those in a long time – but at my old house I had some heavy breathing person call me all the time. It freaked me out after awhile because they knew way too much about me. I moved and that solved that! Now I just have crop circles.

    I’m sure they will be sorry if they call you again – I think you will give them a run for their money. Heck, might as well have some fun with them right?

    Comment by Jennifer Regan | 30 August, 2009 | Reply

  2. Ok if they were repeat callers, and did it often, it might bother me and we’d “up security”.

    How often those crop circles pop up? Maybe your cleaning product produced some weird scientific chemistry in the bottom of the tub. lol

    Comment by imwho | 2 September, 2009 | Reply

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